I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I have already put on my inside pants.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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