I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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