i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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