That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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