She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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