i permit you to call me
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
27 Drunk People That Pissed Off The Cops And Got What They Deserved
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.