bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
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On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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