i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize