when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
All the doctor said was why
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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