So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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