is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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