I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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