try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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