perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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