I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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