at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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