This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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