Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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