Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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