I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
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come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
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I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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