i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
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We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
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I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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