the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
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Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
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I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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