nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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