this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
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i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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