what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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