It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
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You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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