Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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