Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
you would pick up someone in the library
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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