sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
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the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
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Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
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