I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I love how my cats smell like pot.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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