just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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