so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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