My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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