Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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