I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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