I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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