you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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