If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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