i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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