Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Randomize
