think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I'm drive I can fine osifer
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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