I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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