I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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