Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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