Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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