had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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