I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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