ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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