school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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