The maid of honor just puked.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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