i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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