My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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