Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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