Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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