Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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