i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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