First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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