I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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