My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
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You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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